If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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