DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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