So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
