Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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