Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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