haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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