They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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