You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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