ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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