Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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