For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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