Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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