I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i think i have herpe
just one?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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