Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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