Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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