Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Is Oprah even human
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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