U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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