I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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