we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Semen is not good for contacts.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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