I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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