I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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