i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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