North Korea, Best Korea!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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