Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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