i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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