He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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