he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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