You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize