if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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