I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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