Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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