You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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