Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
found the other keg... it's in the tree
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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