All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
jump out the window naked night went bad
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
