discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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