YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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