1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
