i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Randomize
