I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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