mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize