Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
you never un-have a 4some
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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