I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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