Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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