1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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