I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it's great music for shaving your balls
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Randomize
