just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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