he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
send nudes
from the living room?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
