Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
