So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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