I am puke
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
