why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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