she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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