I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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