how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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