Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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