yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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