i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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