We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
two words...techno handjob
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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